[After Responding to a caller complaining about the show not playing music, Sandy starts some bed music]
Sandy: Hey, I have a question. If we’re playing something and talking over it, it’s no problem on the podcast, right? ‘Cause we’re not giving the song away for free…
Sandy: Yeah. It’s not the original. We’re not giving the song out.
Dave: Right. I think that’s fine.
Sandy: It is, right?
Dave: I say. I dare say… Maybe I shouldn’t announce what it is.
Sandy, No, you should!
Dave: You’re all now listening to the sweet sounds… of my voice. I want you all to kick back, and relax. Go to sleep. Do you have tums in your medicine cabinet? Well that’s nice. This is fun. Maybe a little delay?
Dave: Do you have tums? Do you have a tummy ache? Go to your medicine cabinet, get out the tums. This segment brought to you by tums. Now, with Vitamin Q. Get up. Get up. Wake up! Your halitosis is waking me. It’s making me smell like maligma.
Dave: Teriyaki Turkey. Flying through a vast forest of pleas. Where will it take us when the dawn erupts, when the decisive moment fluctuates? Melichaliki Maka is the Hawaiian way to have a hoppy, hoppy holiday. When I was young, when I am, when I will be, when I will be young, hah! Strike the forest alive! Taking technical terms. As I was getting tums, I woke up in the middle of the tummy watching gummy bears, the cartoons, floors and flowers. Up, I am a rolling river down ascent a color giver!